I became a
loyal listener to Rush Limbaugh in the fall of 1991, when his star was still
rising and he had the patina of a supporter of the free market despite his
support for the War on Drugs. This was when “free market,” “big business,” and
even “Nazi” were synonymous in the minds of most Americans, and despite my
strong and radical disagreement with him now, I have to hand it to him: back
then he was bucking the tide of popular opinion.
Part of the
Limbaugh brand has always been over-the-top humor. The most memorable example
from that first year came in the spring of 1992, after a kerfluffle at a
veterans’ hospital in Cincinnati in which an orderly got into trouble for using
iodine to paint smiley faces on the ends of the penises of anesthetized
patients. After reading a news report about the incident, Rush said, “I thought
I’d see what the problem was, so I painted a face on the end of my penis.
When I got to work, someone said, ‘Hey Rush—why
the long face?’”
What
I didn’t know when I became what I thought of as a dittohead with some
reservations was that a year or so before, during or in the run up to Desert
Storm, Rush had been playing a takeoff on the Beach Boys’ famous song “Barbara
Ann,” which begins “Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Barbara Ann … Take my hand.” Rush’s version
was “Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb Iraq … Take Kuwait back.” However—true
confessions time—I thought it was a hoot when I did hear it
It
was Rush’s groundbreaking work that John McCain—the darling of American
evangelicals in that election—took to a new level in 2008 with his infamous “Bomb-bomb-bomb,
bomb-bomb Iran” quip.
Fast forward
to last week. A friend told me about an interview with an Iranian Christian he had heard on Focus
on the Family, so I read the transcript of the interview and was not
disappointed. Naghmeh Abedini was born to an Iranian family that immigrated to
the United States. Appalled by the moral degradation they saw in California,
the parents moved the family to Boise, where Naghmeh and her brother became
Christians while still in grade school. Years later, she visited Iran, met
Saeed, a Muslim-background Christian man, and married him, and the couple began
planting house churches and opening orphanages.
What do you
think of their wedding?
They allowed us our wedding
certificate says, "Muslim born, but Christian Protestant." And we had
this amazing, in the middle of Tehran, there was a church called Central
Assembly. Right in front of one of the largest mosques, by Tehran University,
we had a huge celebration of our wedding. But it was really much, much of a[n]
Evangelical crusade. We passed out 300 Jesus films and Bibles.
Makes mine
look pretty tame.
Persecution
broke out when Mahmoud Ahmedinejad became president, so they emigrated from
Iran, but they returned periodically to strengthen local believers and help
with the orphanages. On one of those visits Saeed was arrested and is currently
in the third year of an eight-year prison sentence. Life for him is both tough and
fruitful in ways it has never been for me:
But the first four or five months was the hardest, was when he was
interrogated and beaten and told to deny Christ, which he hasn’t. And of
course, over the last few years, he’s led people to Christ. He was leading
people to Christ in Evin prison, so they exiled him to another prison …. He was
in the lion’s den there. He was fighting for his life. He was covered with lice
and just sick and he was just really sick. He was hurting. He was bleeding,
internal bleeding. And people were trying to take his life. But interesting
enough, the rough guys in the prison had dreams about this Jesus. And they came
and asked Saeed, “Can you tell us?”
And so, Saeed wasn’t even the first one initiating. They asked about
Jesus. They accepted Jesus and they start[ed] protecting him. They became his
guards.
How does
Naghmeh view her husband’s persecutors?
Jim [Daly]: It’s hard for us to think of that in
terms of ISIS and what they’re doing. But literally, God can change people that
are perpetrating these horrible acts. He can change their heart, can’t He?
Naghmeh: He can. You know, we should want
justice, because there’s people that are defenseless and we should act as the
body of Christ and around those that are persecuted and around the ones who are
hurting them.
But even if
they are our enemy, what are we supposed to do? We’re supposed to wash their
feet and love them and pray for them. And it is such an balance, what Jesus did on the cross. There’s
the justice of God that has to be paid and then there’s the mercy. And as
Christians, we have to have both.
Our
president says that “all
options are on the table” as far as dealing with Iran. Take a look at this
and think of what an atomic blast would mean for the church Naghmeh was married
in, for the orphans in the orphanages she helped found, and probably for her
husband in prison.
Then again,
maybe it won’t be an atomic attack. That would mean the collateral damage could
still smile afterwards.
Is anything
we do as Christians worth unleashing this kind of hell on our neighbors? I don’t
grant that the Great War of 1917-1945 was just, but even if I did, that means
that this year is the seventieth anniversary of the last good major war. The
big ones since—Korea, Vietnam, Desert Storm, and the Global War on Terror—have
at best failed to achieve peace and safety and have unarguably left us worse
off than if we had done nothing.
We had no
dog in the fight in Korea: thousands died on both sides, and even with (or,
more likely, because of) conscription, South Korea cannot (or will not or is
not being permitted to) defend itself. Millions of dollars and thousands of
lives have been lost needlessly, and it’s not over yet.
When Saigon
fell in 1975, the effect was the same as if it had fallen in 1955: Vietnam,
Cambodia, and Laos were communist, and Christians were persecuted; the
difference was that a million or so Vietnamese had died violent deaths and
millions more had been maimed by atrocities committed by both sides, much of
the land was poisoned by Agent Orange, and the victors were angry and vengeful.
Billions of dollars and countless lives had been wasted for nothing. Vietnam is
no paradise today, but it is no better for the war having been fought there.
We had no interest
in Kuwait when Saddam, our “ally” up to that point, invaded. The war allowed a
massive propaganda coup that “kicked
the Vietnam syndrome once and for all”—meaning that “my country, right or
wrong” was now the American credo and “love your neighbor as yourself” was out
the window—but the final result set the stage for sanctions that killed half a million innocent
Iraqis and ultimately brought about 9/11. (Or
maybe not. I find it interesting that both Osama and the West use the
deaths-from-sanctions meme to justify killing innocent people in 9/11 and the
GWOT, respectively. I’ve heard American conservative evangelicals deny the
meme, but only to blame the deaths on Saddam and so justify the invasion.)
And the GWOT
needs no introduction: thousands of combatants and countless innocents dead and
maimed, trillions of dollars transferred to the military-industrial complex, more
jihadists recruited per week than there were in the world in 2001, and what was
once the land of the free now the home of the surveilled.
So what can
we expect from military action against Iran? Will the Muslims there be more or
less inclined to tolerate their Christian neighbors? Do our brothers and
sisters there need less tolerance?
More
importantly, what about the history of the last seventy years tells you that
the final result of a war will be better than no war?
“Ah,” you
say, “but if we don’t act, they’ll do us dirt, first by obliterating Israel.”
So what? If
we have no ally in the Middle East at all, is that worse than having an ally
that makes everyone else there hate us?
“But don’t
you care about the Jews”?
Of course I
care about the Jews. But I’m not excited about protecting them no matter what
they do if they don’t even pay taxes to Washington. If they want my tax money
to protect them, let them immigrate, or at least apply for statehood and start
paying taxes. We can absorb them, and most of them will be good neighbors. But
if they want to live over there, let them protect themselves. They’ve got
enough atomic weapons to turn Iran into glass and carte blanche from Uncle Sam
to make more. Iran is no threat to them.
Given a
choice between Rush Limbaugh and Naghmeh Abedini, I think we should listen to her,
even if he can make us laugh. Our strategy against ISIS and Iran needs to be the
weapons of the Spirit: prayer and outreach. And if we’re to have the resources
for outreach, we need to stop giving them to the war machine.
Eschewing
war may mean lice and beatings—and I’m the world’s worst pansy, so I’m not
saying I can handle either gracefully—but that seems better to me than taking
the eternal consequences of killing innocents in church.