Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Does God Play Electric Football?



One of my first memories is of walking into a room where my cousin Charles and some of his friends were playing electric football. As I remember it from over 50 years ago, the game looked something like this:

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Play was simple: both players lined up their men, the power was turned on, the “field” started to vibrate, and the men would do battle with each other. Each football man had two plastic membranes that stuck down from the base that would propel him forward when the field vibrated. If the player on offense called “Pass” or “Kick,” the power would be turned off so the player could load the “ball” into a spring-loaded catapult and either “pass” or “kick” it.
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I’ve forgotten what the rules were, but you could have complete, incomplete, and intercepted passes, blocked kicks, touchbacks, safeties—pretty much everything you’d have in a real game except bench-clearing brawls.
The game could even be played solitaire. One person could line both offensive and defensive players up, turn on the power, stop it for passes and kicks, and even tip the field to influence the speed and direction of the players. He could plan strategy for both teams, line things up, and watch how things played out. In short, he could be one step more involved with life than the god of Deism.
Which leads me to the God of statist evangelicalism.
I first read about the Christmas truce of 1914 in the mid-1970s in a book on apologetics (probably but not certainly Josh McDowell’s Evidence that Demands a Verdict). While I remember the author’s point being that Christianity brings peace, I thought at the time, “What kind of religion would have people shooting at each other after they’ve just ‘made friends’? What bee ess!”
My question about the truce has haunted me ever since, and, as we were going through the centenary of the event, I read a few articles about it and even watched the movie Joyeux Noël (which takes severe liberties with history). And I’ve come up with the question that prompted this post.
I’ve also been troubled by a Christian video series I’ve been attending. The first episode begins with a skit about Red Erwin, who gets his vision of courageous manhood from his father, who, as he was leaving to fight in the Great War to End All Wars and Make the World Safe for Democracy, told his impressionable son that a man has to do his duty whether he wants to do it or not and no matter how much it costs. Red Erwin did indeed become a model of courage by willingly undergoing unspeakable suffering to save the lives of his bomber crewmates (to say nothing of the courage needed to get in a bomber to begin with) during the war against Japan. Another segment in the series included an interview with an infantry officer who spoke of the courage needed to order men off on missions from which most or all would not return and another with a man who talked about the courage needed to obey such orders.
I don’t doubt that these are all men of character and of courage. But I wonder about the character of the god they serve. After all, there’s every reason to believe that on their officers’ orders German and Italian grunts went on missions they were not sure they would return from. And self-sacrificing courage is not the unique province of Christendom: the kamikaze pilots (and the 9/11 suicide bombers) went on missions from which they knew they would not return.
According to the evangelical narrative, Red Erwin’s father was duty bound to join the army, cross the ocean, and kill Germans and whomever else his commanders (“acting lawfully”) told him to kill. No mention is made of the moral rectitude of the war. Yet the US had no dog in that fight. If Uncle Sam had simply said, “Travel to and trade with the belligerent nations at your own risk,” the US would have suffered no ill effects beyond loss of trading partners as the Europeans killed each other off. There would likely have been no Zimmermann Note, no Hitler, no Auschwitz, and possibly no Soviet Union. As it was, like most government programs, the war failed to reach its stated goals: it did not end all wars, nor did it make the world safe for democracy. It ended up being a glorified (if that’s the right word) family feud that accomplished nothing more remarkable than setting the stage for an even worse war.
Not everyone in the US at the time agreed that the boys needed to go to war. Uncle Sam began a massive propaganda campaign to get soldiers to enlist, but he had to institute conscription and shut down antiwar publications because it was the only way to get the requisite number of soldiers. Even so, the young unitarian organization now known as Jehovah’s Witnesses opposed the war as a matter of principle, as did such traditionally peacemongering groups as the Amish and Mennonites; all were persecuted to one degree or another.
So let me set the scene: while heretics and fringies on both sides were suffering persecution because they refused to fight, Trinitarian—Catholic, Lutheran, and Reformed—Germans, Austrians, Frenchmen, Brits, and Americans lined up against each other, all their governments having propagated the idea that they were defending their legitimate interests, yea, their very existence and life itself. The more noble on both sides assumed that God commands people to “render to Caesar what is Caesar’s,” specifically people of fighting age to obey their governments, submit to conscription if such be the law, and go to war. They assumed that we are to trust that the powers that be, ordained of God, are acting according to God’s will even if it seems to us that they are not. So there they were, noble people with the best of intentions shooting at each other.
Does the God of that ethical system care who wins the war, or is he only concerned that the soldiers obey their governments and fight? If his word to his people is, “Trust your government and leave the results to me,” how does he differ from the kid playing solitaire electric football? Since I disagree with the protasis, I don’t need to answer the apodosis, but I’d like to hear the answer of someone who pretty much agrees with the protasis.
If he does care who wins the war, why does he care? Why did he let the Allies win in 1918 knowing that it was the Treaty of Versailles that would bring on war within twenty years? Why did he let Hitler annex Austria and the Benelux nations by 1940 and then have him lose the war in 1945? Why did he let the Prohibitionists win in 1919 and then lose in 1933?
More recently, why would he let the Vietnamese prove that the godless hippies were right (i.e., that the US wouldn’t go commie if Vietnam did) and the evangelicals who killed, maimed, and got what they gave were wrong?
I suppose the answer is that God’s ways are inscrutable: we also don’t know why God chose to have Joseph’s brothers sell him into slavery; surely he could have gotten Jacob’s family to Egypt some other way, but he didn’t, so that’s that. We don’t know why he lets one side win one day and the other side win the next: we only know that the Bible says that’s what he does.
But I would respond that despite God’s foreknowledge and whatever part his foreordination played, Joseph’s brothers were guilty of violating God’s ethical standards. To the degree that they were godly they would have known that despite their early success, things would not end well. In the same way, to the degree that people today are godly, they should know that Uncle Sam is up to no good because he can do nothing “good” or evil without first violating people’s property. We should be suspicious of his every motive and every move. The human heart does not cease to be deceitful above all things, desperately wicked, and therefore unknowable just because its owner receives a tax-funded paycheck.
We’ve had a century to see Uncle Sam shamelessly bear bitter fruit. It’s time to get out of his orchard and cultivate our own trees.
The last video in the series I mentioned gives an example of a family that did just that in a fascinating interview with Paul Holderfield, pastor of Friendly Chapel Church of the Nazarene in Little Rock, Arkansas. The son of an alcoholic sharecropper, Brother Paul’s father realized his need to repent and serve his black neighbors in Jesus’ name the day in 1955 when the troops came to integrate Central High School and he found himself refusing to shake the hand of a longtime black friend in the presence of his white coworkers. First as a volunteer who recruited speakers and later as the pastor, he built a church that turned the highest-crime neighborhood in Arkansas into a refuge for the hurting, training his son, Brother Paul, to wear the mantle after he died.
I have no doubt that ISIS and al-Shabab and Boko Haram and the Bansimoros hate us because we are Christians, as do Raúl Castro and Kim Jong-un. I can think of a lot of Republicans and Democrats who do too: the latter go after us overtly, while the former will use us as long as we serve their purposes before disposing of us. Red Erwin’s father was a brave man, but I think he was just as expendable to the government he served so nobly. I’m sure he could have spent his time more constructively had he considered the possibility that his perceived duty to obey his government actually ran contrary to his duty to God. We can do better than following Jehoshaphat and Ahab to their battles of Ramoth-Gilead.
I’ll end with the story of one who stayed home. While the elder Erwin was going to war, a man named William Cameron Townsend overheard a woman shouting to Christian soldiers boarding a troop ship, “Cowards! You should be going to the mission field!” Townsend accepted her challenge and went to Guatemala as a colporteur. While there he became aware of the language barrier between speakers of minority languages and the gospel, so he founded Wycliffe Bible Translators, at one time the largest Protestant missionary organization in the world.
The Bible in every language, or the Treaty of Versailles? Is the Great Commission still in force, or has God given it up for electric football?

UPDATE: I may have remembered Townsend's story wrong. It could be that he overheard the woman's challenge because he was one of the troops on the ship leaving for Europe. In that case, the Great Commission did indeed wait until after the football game.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Good Words, and from a Conservative, No Less (5)



My response to this email.
So there it is, I guess.
It is time for just governments to call upon the true God for help, and then to use the sword to suppress real evil, to defend the righteous, and to demand unconditional surrender. And if little ones get dashed upon the rocks in the process, well that is the price that is paid for defying the living God.
No just war crap.
No limited objectives: we have the right to rule the world.
No absolute last resort: just assume the enemy is implacable and fire away.
No weighing of benefits against cost: what we do on Sunday mornings is so precious that it’s worth any price, even if those who pay the price are those we are supposed to evangelize, those of whom Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them.” (At the rate American children are spurning Jesus, maybe the best way to get them to go to Jesus would be to kill them en masse.)
And no limit of the means of violence to what is discriminate or proportional: kill and maim them now and for generations to come, and not only them, but people wherever the dust of what used to be their cities drifts to.
I hold no illusions about my ability to live under an oppressive government. If I bitch as much about Uncle Sam as I do, I can be sure I’d bitch under ISIS. Either that or I’d be such a chicken I’d shut up so my lifespan wouldn’t be measured in seconds. And while beheading is better than many ways to die, I dare not boast that I’d be anything but a simpering maggot when my turn at the chopping block came.
More importantly, contrary to the impression I have given my interlocutor, I do believe that there is a time for war and a time to kill. It is on that basis that my question for the American evangelical community, and specifically for the elders of my church, for more than a decade has been this: “Is this the time for war? Is this the time to kill? God forbids us to kill invaders in our own houses if the sun is up (Ex 22:2-3). By what logic do we slaughter innocents overseas in the name of protecting ourselves? Is there good reason to believe that Uncle Sam has been lying to us?”
I think I’ve gotten all the answer I’m going to get.
But I can’t shut up. I close with this:
I actually think that if the back of this ideology is broken - if its adherents can be shown that the god in whom they trust is actually weak and ineffective, unable to save them and unable to accomplish his purposes in this world, that they will be more inclined to turn to the true and living God.
Is that how it worked for the hippies? When we found out that “all you need is love” was a lie, how many of us came to Christ? How many Democrats, whose policies have given us unaffordable health care and ghettos seething with hate, are turning to Christ? How many Republicans are turning to Christ now that one of their staunchest defenders says their party is no different from the Democrats? For that matter, how many conservatives are turning to Christ on the basis of Christian support for the wars period?
Showing Joe or Ahmad that his god is bankrupt isn’t enough. He needs to see an alternative. We need to build that alternative, and we can’t do it if we’re going to cast our lot in with Uncle Sam.
No man can serve two masters: you can’t serve God and Uncle Sam. You can thank God for Uncle Sam when he does something that both is just and benefits people, and you can certainly thank God that Uncle Sam isn’t as bad as some local deities. But that’s entirely different from loving him (except as an enemy) and trusting him and casting your lot in with him. Every penny and every second that he takes is money and time taken from Jesus.
Do you want to educate children? Stop voting taxes for anti-Christian schools and instead start Christian schools and educational co-ops.
Do you want to heal the sick? Stop voting for candidates who promise to do it through the state and join Christian health care cooperatives.
Do you want to keep everyone from common criminals to ISIS at bay? Buy an arsenal and get your friends and trustworthy neighbors to do the same. Make sure you all know how to use weapons so your three-year-olds don’t kill themselves. Join like-minded people in networks that will pursue peace when it’s the time for peace, who will wage war when it’s time to wage war, and who will be willing to die when it’s the time to die.
I think it’s rather obvious that the presidents and Congressmen who have given us ISIS cannot be trusted to do justice or love mercy, let alone to walk humbly with God. Nor can the people who elected them. The sooner we stop considering them our fellow countrymen and start considering them enemies to be loved into the kingdom that is our true country, the better. If our love is to be more than words, we need time, money, and heart. We need as much of all three as we can get, which means we give as little to Uncle Sam as we can get away with.

Good Words, and from a Conservative, No Less (4)

My interlocutor's response to this email.
 
Not all who do evil in the world do it because violence has been done against them. Sometimes they do it because of ideology. For me this evil is ideologically driven and is indiscriminately perpetrated against all who disagree with them, whether Americans, Europeans, Australians, Africans, and even their own fellow countrymen (including children) who don't hold to their unique views. The idea that all of the bloodshed perpetrated by this like-minded group is the direct result of America's sins does not hold up. The idea that if America just stops acting violently then everyone will get along seems naive to me in light of the fact that violence against those who do not share the views of this group is built into their world view. There is no negotiating with an ideology that has at its core the idea that Christians and Jews must be subdued/eliminated and that makes conversion to Christ an offense punishable by death. The idea of a free society in which everyone gets to practice his or her own religion without fear and repression is not in their vocabulary. I could not practice my faith in their country, but they are free to practice theirs here. That says something to me. That is worth defending. At least it is to me. And those who would seek to do away with this way of life (because that is their goal) should be resisted and defeated. 

The golden rule is a way of life, it is not a peace-making technique. Frankly if I were beheading children because they believed in Christ, I should expect the civil authorities to execute justice upon me - to do unto me as I have done unto others. There are good guys in the world. There are those who are more righteous than others, those who stand for what is good and right. To put everyone in the same boat so that no one ever has the right to hold someone else accountable is very cynical. Whether you like it or not God has given the sword to the civil authorities for a reason, and it's not for the purpose of pursuing biblical peacemaking. Yes the authorities can use that sword in wrong ways, and when that happens they must be held accountable. The answer to the abuse of power is not to take all power away from government, but to put people in positions of power who hold to what is good, and right, and true. The alternative is to just give license to those who want to take away from me my freedom to serve Christ (and also my life). But that's not right. It is not just. It does not comply with the rule of the King of kings, and so it is the obligation of earthly governments to do something about it. And if they don't they will have to answer to Christ who gave them the sword for the very purpose of protecting and defending the righteous.

We are talking here about an ideology that is not only anti-freedom, but anti-Christian. It is not that it just has ideas that are different from America and from Christianity, it has ideas that would mean the end of America and Christianity. Those who have the power and rightful authority of the sword should not allow this to propagate. It is a dangerous and threatening ideology that needs to be forcefully repressed. The horse and mule must be controlled by bit and bridle. Regrettably the U.S. did not exercise enough force in shaping the governments established in these countries once their secular dictators were toppled. It gave the religious groups that were previously held at bay by harsh and authoritarian rule to now flourish and to seize power. The result is that Christians are worse off now than they were under the dictators. The genie needs to be put back in the bottle. These people don't want a free society - a society in which there is freedom for Christians and Jews. And so it should not be left up to them to decide in some sort of "democratic" process. People should not be allowed to democratically choose evil.  Instead a free society should be demanded of them and if necessary, imposed upon them. But because of political correctness and hand-wringing over past sins, I don't think that the U.S. government has the will to do what it would actually take to reverse things, and that is something that will continue to haunt us as a nation for a long time to come.

I actually think that if the back of this ideology is broken - if its adherents can be shown that the god in whom they trust is actually weak and ineffective, unable to save them and unable to accomplish his purposes in this world, that they will be more inclined to turn to the true and living God. So, no, I don't see that biblical peacemaking is what is called for here. That would be casting pearls before swine. Those who would practice it would be laughed at and would lose their heads, and no peace would be gained for their trouble, and no one would be drawn to Christ. It is time for just governments to call upon the true God for help, and then to use the sword to suppress real evil, to defend the righteous, and to demand unconditional surrender. And if little ones get dashed upon the rocks in the process, well that is the price that is paid for defying the living God. I pray that God would raise up godly and fearless leaders who are willing to do what needs to be done in these perilous times.